So…here’s a simple test. It’s not a scientific test, (don’t take it seriously) lil’ elves…but it might bring forth some interesting results depending on each one’s case.
The question is:
Are you…
- a Tolkien fan (you definitely know what you’re tolkien about)
- a Tolkien reader (maybe you read the book once or twice) or
- a Tolkien…who? (Who’s Tolkien, anyway?)
Are you ready????
GO!
I – You’re interested in learning the strange words coming out of the mouth of that beautiful elf. What do you say?
- “I wanna learn Elvish”
- “I wanna learn Tengwar”
- “I wanna learn Quenya and/or Sindarin”
II – Today is September,22nd! What are you celebrating today?
- “Bilbo and Frodo’s Birthday, OF COURSE!”
- “I’m celebrating Cormarë!”
- “I’m not celebrating any hobbit birthday because according to the Shire Reckoning, there’s nothing special today!”
III – You love the poem Namárië! When you wanna share your love, how do you copy it?
- “I press CTRL+C and then after CTRL+V”
- “Ai! Laurie lantar lassi surinen, yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron!…”
- “Ai! Laurië lantar lassi súrinen, yéni únótimë ve rámar aldaron!…”
IV – How did you feel after you had the first contact with ‘The Silmarillion’?
- “I don’t remember this part in the movies”
- “Headache. Too difficult to understand”
- “I cried aloud: Goddamn, MORGOTH, You Bastard!”
V – Who is Sauron?
- “An evil dinosaur who lived in a land where one cannot simply walk into”
- “The Dark Lord, The Evil in Middle-Earth, The Lord of the Rings”
- “A mere lieutenant of the greatest real Dark Lord Morgoth.”
Now add the number of each answer you gave and check your score!
Score chart:
5-9 = You’re a Tolkien…who?
10-13 = You’re a Tolkien reader
14-15 = You are a Tolkien FAN!
15/15.
Although, I did not say Morgoth, I said Melkor.
Same person….name/nickname relation!
Kudos!!!!! Very good!
15, what else? :p
Yeah!!!! Way to go!
15/15
All my other family memebrs got 5 
Well….they are not Tolkien fans as you are!!!
You have a hard work ahead to teach them all, huh?
Cool test!
I am a Tolkien reader
15/15
Nice quiz!
I’m glad people liked it! Nice to see the comments here and the results of each one’s test.
Pinkal nash-veh kehkuh goh.
Just 4…
Kehkuh goh?
Uf?
Kaukuh deshkau, ni kaukuh ten’an!!!!
14….
I just had a 2 on question IV as I was only on 4th grade when I first read The Silmarillion. But I hated Moringotto already
Tolkien said: “Your sins are forgiven. Go in peace, my child!”
Wait….that was Jesus right?
Just kidding….