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Valar Poker

Poker_FaceCzysteMaybe you’re not a lover of playing cards, but one must recognize playing cards are the most famous and common card game there is out there and it’s been around for a long time now. There are countless regional variants of different games, different ways to play them with different amount of cards, but from Alaska to New Zealand, from Vladivostok to Easter Island people know and play Poker which is worldwidely spread, analyzed and written about. Recently I bought some well adorned playing cards from the Bicycle Alchemy 77 & Anne Strokes collection and by mere chance I stumbled upon a creation of Gerwell which introduces the Valar & Maiar to the Poker game.

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Alchemy

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Anne Strokes

Gerwell’s playing cards art (shown below) is lovely, giving the Valar & others an unique style. If you collect playing cards, play them a lot and love the game, this is an interesting item to acquire (printing or something like that). I’ll consider that eventually!

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The only detail I would change in this set of playing cards is…..Tengwar! (Of course…you know, it’s me!) It wouldn’t be practical but it’d be damn cool to have Poker cards with number written in Quenya and perhaps custom tengwar for the JQK cards. I can’t think of custom Tolkien-related suits but it must not be hard to come up with some. Silmarilli could be used instead of Diamonds, Two Trees instead of Clubs…wait! It seems I can think of some custom suits! :)

Anyway here the images which Gerwell used to create the Valar Poker cards:

Praise belongs to Gerwell! If you want more info about this Valar Poker cards, check his Tumblr!!!

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War Of The Ring Board Game

Are you a fan of Lord of the Rings? Are you a fan of board games? If both answers are yes, then War Of The Ring was made for you! I bought my copy of the first edition in 2006 and had had excellent long matches with my nephew. Oh, I remember too well. Great games they were. But I have a word of caution for you. If you don’t like long games, you won’t enjoy this one! You need to be prepared if you wanna embark in such gaming experience and adventure. Below a summary about how the game works, if it’s good for you and some photos to help you decide if you wanna give it a shot.

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In War of the Ring, one player takes control of the Free Peoples (FP), the other player controls Shadow Armies (SA).

Initially, the Free People Nations are reluctant to take arms against Sauron, so they must be attacked by Sauron or persuaded by Gandalf or other Companions, before they start to fight properly: this is represented by the Political Track, which shows if a Nation is ready to fight in the War of the Ring or not.

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The game can be won by a military victory, if Sauron conquers a certain number of Free People cities and strongholds or vice-versa. But the true hope of the Free Peoples lies with the quest of the Ringbearer: while the armies clash across Middle Earth, the Fellowship of the Ring is trying to get secretly to Mount Doom to destroy the One Ring. Sauron is not aware of the real intention of his enemies but is looking across Middle Earth for the precious Ring, so that the Fellowship is going to face numerous dangers, represented by the rules of The Hunt for the Ring. But the Companions can spur the Free Peoples to the fight against Sauron, so the Free People player must balance the need to protect the Ringbearer from harm, against the attempt to raise a proper defense against the armies of the Shadow, so that they do not overrun Middle Earth before the Ringbearer completes his quest.

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Each game turn revolves around the roll of Action Dice: each die corresponds to an action that a player can do during a turn. Depending on the face rolled on each die, different actions are possible (moving armies, characters, recruiting troops, advancing a Political Track).

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Action dice can also be used to draw or play Event Cards. Event Cards are played to represent specific events from the story (or events that could possibly have happened) that cannot be portrayed through normal gameplay. Each Event Card can also create an unexpected turn in the game, allowing special actions or altering the course of a battle.”

The game is well structure and it respects a lot the theme. Basically, if you’re the Shadow Armies, you’ll use your full force to hammer all Free cities, conquer them as fast as you can. Hunting for the Ring is definitely something you should do too. The Nazgûl are awesome with the ability to fly, pretty useful. If you’re the Free Peoples…run! Run, Forrest, Run! You gotta be quick and cautious with the Fellowship. It’s hard to balance that but there’s where the golden ticket lies. Frodo must be protected at all costs and meanwhile, you gotta resist as best as you can all the attacks from the armies of Sauron.

Well, if you have already played this game, you know what I mean and all the electricity that flows within the game. I’m a lover of board games! I’m really into them when I’m playing and I don’t care if one match’s gonna take 30 minutes or 8 hours! I go for it!

War of the Ring is THE ultimate experience if you wanna relive all the action of Lord of the Rings, but not only that….you can interfere, you’re the one who’s changing the fate of Middle-Earth depending on our strategies and actions. Cool game, awesome fun! DO TRY IT!

This article was created thanks to boardgamegeek.com

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Super Bowl XLVII (elvishly speaking as usual)

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Oh sweet Sunday I had! My life has changed recently (for the worst), I moved to another city and it seems it’s NOT temporary as expected due to my work; but this Sunday was a carefree Sunday! Super Bowl Sunday!

Forgive me the non-sports people, but Super Bowl is special as it is!

Me and some buddies (Robert & Edward) watched together the game and it was pretty fun as I beat both of their bets on the 49ers! I knew Ravens would win and Ray Lewis would get a most nfl_g_raylew93_cr_400deserved last game before his retirement.

Memorable game (power outage played its part for better or for worse) I just didn’t like the fact Jacoby Jones wasn’t elected MVP. A hell of a 108-yd return for TD and an amazing catch and dance in front of two defenders for TD.

Well, as for the 49ers….Colin Kaepernick is good but I knew he was too green for such a feat as SB!

If you’re knew here and haven’t met any Football post before, you must be very confused right now wondering what Tolkien and Quenya got to do with it anyway! Don’t be downhearted!

Here’s a lesson for everyone! Some colors in Quenya:

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Are you up to this task? Can you name all the colors here? There’s one trick tough! One of them is NOT a color and another one is a composition derived from a noun. Well, well, well…the first one to gimme the correct answers to this “colorful” exercise, gets a FAST LINE prize! Let’s have a game, shall we?

Congrats for the future winner and…

Kudos for

Opelosto Quácor a.k.a. Baltimore Ravens

Opelosto Quácor a.k.a. Baltimore Ravens

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Tolkienites II

 

Are you ready for starting your dynasty?

With great relief, after a long wait, Football season is back! As last year, I invite the ones who enjoy the sport as I do, to join the Tolkienites Fantasy Football League! Ok, ok, I know…most people from other countries don’t enjoy Football as much as they should (if only they watched and played the game, they’d know what it feels like) but this is the chance of mixing up two different worlds (Football + Tolkien), learn a bit with it and have fun in the process.

Here is the 2011 season almanac and how it went:

 

The 4 Divisions (North Arnor, East Beleriand, West Beleriand and South Gondor) totaling 12 teams (This may vary this year. More or less teams are allowed)

There is one empty spot up to this moment in the league. Come and join us! Here is the link: http://fantasy.nfl.com/registration/privateleaguejoin?leagueId=474103 and the password to join is: quenya4u

If more people pop up to join, hooray…more spots will be created! No problem with that!

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“But how can I join if I have no idea how Fantasy Football is played?” you may wonder. Here is a very easy to understand content with all you gotta know to start your Fantasy dynasty! Also, I’m here to help with that! If you wanna ask me anything about it, I’m gonna be pleased to help!

All the players from last year, log in at nfl.com/fantasy so you choose one player to keep at your squad AND don’t forget to get ready for draft in

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Elvish Memory Quiz!

LET’S PLAY!

It’s been a while since we had here our last challenge. Time for another one! We shall test your memory and hawk-eye’s skill. Some questions are easy, some are hard, let’s see what you are made of! Answer the quiz below and the first one to get them all correctly will win a special prize! And I mean it! Erutulco the last winner of a challenge knows what I mean!

  1. What is the country with the smallest flag to be part of Eldar Ambaressë statistics?
  2. Which Vala has a tea store in Argentina?
  3. What is the sentence in Sindarin a girl should not have written in her panties?
  4. How do we say “Namárië” in Vuhlkansu, the mother tongue of Spock?
  5. What is Yoda’s wisest counsel for those waiting in line?
  6. Who’s got the most accurate tattoo? Sergio Agüero, Fernando Torres or none of them?
  7. Who was the first person who donated to the Elvish School Project?
  8. How many words are there in the Quenya101 Pangram?
  9. What is the 10th commandment of Angry Legolas?
  10. Which “Tolkien cards” character has a photo of a porn actress?

OBS.: Answer through the comment box here. Your answers will be analyzed by me but they will not be published until someones gets all correctly. I’ll write down the score of each one though, but not the answers. You can try getting a perfect score as many times as you want.

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HSX – Hobbit Stock Exchange

What about buying some shares of the upcoming Hobbit movies on the stock exchange and earn some profit with the box office of it?…….. WHAT?

Yes, you heard me! But wait…let’s get things straight about this HSX opportunity!

First of all, it’s not real money! I got ya, huh?! Second of all, HSX stands for Hollywood Stock Exchange and it’s a game! That’s right…a game!

As strange as it may sound, there is a stock market game involving movies and it’s pretty fun to play (if you’re into financial like me).

When you register, you start with H$2 million (not bad, huh?) and then you can invest your money in upcoming movies and the box office they’re gonna make. It’s all about prediction! If you love movies, it’s a freaking cool game to play, because you get all hooked up what’s going on in the movies industry with its production and releases news! I just love it! It combines two things I like: movies & finances (I work with that so it’s THE ultimate perfect game to play at work :D )

If you have some previous knowledge of stock market, you’re gonna be pretty comfortable with the gameplay involving buying, selling, shorting, covering, investing in Starbonds, Options, Derivatives….ok….let’s stop right here for the sake of people who are not actually into that!

If you don’t have any knowledge of the terms above, don’t worry! There’s plenty help in that site of HSX and it’s not a game that requires too much attention to play. It won’t take your time nor your sleep at night! Why don’t you try a little? Maybe buying some shares from The Hobbit? Cool point to start with as we’re approaching its released!

Also, I’m starting Quenya101 League! Join the game and join our exclusive league! The winner of the month (the one with more % profit) will gain a special prize for Quenya101 Language Institute! A trip to New Zealand to watch The Hobbit premiere in November! Ok…..well….actually…Quenya101 does not hold that kind of money to give prizes like that (sorry)…but you’ll get a cool prize anyway! I’ll make things happen, don’t worry!

What do you say? Let’s trade!

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