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Tengwar Burger

Do you remember it? Do you recall? Well, it’s been such a long time since I published a new and exclusive Q101 Tengwar font!!! And here it is, the 4th one coming right out of the oven. It’s yummy, it’s fresh, it got extra special sauce and you can order with or without pickles and onions….YaaY! This Tengwar Burger:

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Tengwar Burger is chubby and designed to be so. No room for diet talk, boring side salad as main course….yikes! The font is healthy and sound, rounded and full of carbs, fat and all that juicy stuff and grandmas and grandpas would want us to have to grow strong and wide!

Since immemorial times (in fact, I can remember it…it was 2011) we have been sponsored by Lembas King and this font celebrates that fat enriching partnership too.

In order you get all the flavor coming with this brand new font inspired in Coimaso Aran logo, check the Quenya pangram below:

tengwar burger pangram

You can taste that fresh font right away! Order it by clicking at the button below and you’ll receive one special exclusive Tengwar font to go!

tengwar coimas

But you know that’s not it! You can get all Quenya101 exclusive fonts (Tengwar Kornography, Tengwar Kids & Tengwar Bathory) and type in different styles in Tengwar never dreamt before!

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Also, there will be a big update in the Tengwar Fonts Ultimate Guide coming soon. A whole new collection is bound to be added! Stay tuned for it! This is the only place where you can get the craziest and different Tengwar fonts of the whole…Arda! Everything here, only…

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Lembas King has renewed our contract!

As you may be aware of, Quenya101 Institute has been sponsored by Coimaso Aran since February, 2011. We had signed a 6-month contract and near to its end, the negotiations were not that smooth again. (Damn you capitalism).

Anyway…I’m honored to announce we have extended our contract and Quenya101 is still under its sponsorship and now presents its NEW DESIGN:

So…when you feel the itsy bitsy tiny hunger biting you inside…don’t let it become a monster…or an orc…or even a balrog! Head to Lembas King, where you can have it your way and you know that at Lembas King, there is only… 

(OBS: New Coimaso Aran design done by Morconer and published in his Tumblr in 07/18/11. Excellent job, man!)

 

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Lembas secret recipe!

Ok, it’s not that secret, but here’s the recipe of Lembas bread which some people don’t know yet! It really exists and certainly Lembas King prepare all their Lembas following it strictly! I’m not a cuisine master (I can heat the milk quite well I must say), but it seems to me it’s not that hard to prepare some Lembas. But I’m really sure it’s not hard to eat them all! Leave the task to me!

Lembas

Ingredients:
• 2 1/2 cups of flour
• 1 tablespoon of baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon of salt
• 8 tablespoons of cold butter (1 stick)
• 1/3 cup of brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon of cinnamon
• 1/2 teaspoon maple syrup/honey
• 2/3 cup of milk/heavy cream (or more, if necessary)
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla

Instructions:
1) Preheat oven to 220 degrees Celcius (425 degrees Fahrenheit).
2) Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl.
3) Add the butter and mix with a fork or a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine granules.
4) Add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly into the mixture.
5) Add the milk/cream and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
6) Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness.
7) Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.
8 ) Criss-cross (DO NOT cut all the way) each square from corner-to-corner with a knife.
9) Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

(the recipe makes about 10-12 pieces of lembas) 

Bon appetit! 

 

And the magic of Lembas? If you add some more extra ingredients (like Lembas King does) you can have something almost like this:

Have Lembas your way!

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Coimaso Aran

That’s it….it’s Lembas King! We have a new sponsorship on our website! After a week of negotiations, they have accepted our advertisement offer and now we’re also being sponsored by Lembas King, where you can have lembas your way!

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